I know what people see when they look at me. A suave, cool, good-looking, confident pot of Scouse, with wit, impeccable comedic timing and a voice like Clint Eastwood blended with crème fraîche.
But here’s the truth you won’t expect.
I’m a geek.
When other young lads were watching footie, what was young Ian doing? Watching Star Trek.
When other kids were playing kissy cats, what was young Ian doing? That’s right, Star Trek.
When other boys were pulling their plonkers over a nudie mag, what was young Ian doing? That’s right. Pulling his plonker over Star Trek.
Live long and prosper, friends.
PS Stay through to the end for a proper Star Trek Dad joke!!!!!