Hardman Murphy’s Cyber Self Defence

A famous tough guy once said: “What are you looking at?” Right before I expertly deflected his punch with my chin. Now what I took that statement to mean was: “Ian, be careful out there. There’s criminals around every corner. No matter where you go in life, you should never let your guard down”.

I took those words and the concussion with me and ever since I have trained and conditioned my body into the ultimate weapon of justice.

The world is a dangerous place. That’s why learning self defence both on and offline could save you from a situation so sticky it makes gorilla glue feel like chalk.

Not to worry though. If you’re reading this, you’ve stumbled across a rare cyber self defence lesson from the scouse Bruce Lee.

Be careful with these techniques however. If you try any of these fighting techniques down your local pub, you could inflict so much damage, people will think the blitz has started all over again.

You have been warned.