There’s nothing I hate more than educating you lot on cyber security.
Now, I know what you’re thinking…
Why am I slagging off the one thing that keeps the 100% real silk scarves around my neck and the sweet Barbados sun burning my back?
Well, slapping my face all over your screens as a professional cyber educator, entertainer and connoisseur has its downsides.
To name a few: I don’t have an ounce of dignity left and the outfits brutally chafe my nether regions.
So INSTEAD, this week, I thought I’d give you something different.
Something special. Something spectacular.
Introducing… The SIEMspons (do do doo do do do doo do doo do do doo do do do – you get the point).
Now if this doesn’t improve your cyber smarts, then there really isn’t much hope for you.
(Only joking about the first part btw, I live for the spotlight, so I’ll be back soon with another Ian classic, written by Ian, starring Ian and produced by, you guessed it, Ian).