Clean your desk, or you’ll end up addicted to drugs.
Now you’re probably wondering if I’ve finally lost my marbles.
But a dirty, untidy desk can actually be a security risk. Passwords on sticky notes, paper strewn everywhere with sensitive company information, photocopies of employee passports – all of that sh!t can be very valuable if it got in the wrong hands.
Which is why I, Ian Murphy, have put together this tutorial to teach you about the dangers of having a dirty desk and why if you don’t keep it clean, your company will get fleeced, and you’ll end up on the crack pipe.
Share it with your colleagues, and let’s go full on Kim & Aggie (if you’re old) or Mrs Hinch (if you’re young) and get those desks cleaned.