I’m a mother f**king cyber security gangsta!

Or that’s what Ian thinks as he said to himself in the mirror, right before he did this rap about passwords.

Then we all listened to it back, and realised that he’s more like a cyber security dad, who’s had a bevvy and murdered a Vanilla Ice number on the karaoke at the local boozer before stumbling to the bogs, chucking up in a urinal, and going home for some leftover shepherd’s pie.

But, if you’re struggling with understanding what a crap password looks like, why it’s so important that you have a good one, or how to find out if anybody’s hacked your email or social accounts, give it a listen.

Your ears might bleed, but there’s at least a 12.4% chance you’ll learn something.