Look into my eyes, look into my eyes. You’re under.

You will like and comment on this video and share it with your friends and family saying ‘Ian Murphy is the sexiest, smartest bloke in cyber security’ before depositing your life savings, in Bitcoin, into my bank account.

And…back in the room.

You’ve probably found yourself mesmerised by my eyes before, but to your shock it’s not actually because of their beauty, it’s because I have magical powers.

I just use these powers for good though, to make you keep watching my videos for instance so you actually learn something – I don’t need your life savings, and I definitely don’t need to hypnotise people into thinking I’m the sexiest fella in security.

But there are those out there who use their powers for bad, those who would pop a kitten in a microwave to get what they want. These people are real life scammers who want to exploit your good nature and rinse you until you’re drier than Ghandi’s flipflop.

Remember folks, cyber security isn’t just online.

Now, where were we…
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes. You’re under.